British Comedy Guide

Disney Land

Two Frenchmen up in Paris court for theft at the Disneyland souvenir shop. They arrive at courts with their Irish friend Murphy.

In Court.

Judge : Marcell I am fining you 50 Euros for the theft of a Snow White
statue. Murphy points his finger at Marcell and bursts out laughing.
The judge gives Murphy a nasty look.

Judge : Pierre I am fining you 50 Euros for the theft of a Peter Pan statue.
Paddy points his finger at Pierre and bursts out laughing.

The judge looks at Murphy and says, 'I am fining you 150 Euros'.
Murphy looks at the judge with his mouth wide open and says,'I never
stole nothing'. The judge looks at him with a smile on his face and
says 'that's for taking the Mickey' (mouse).

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