EXTERNAL - IN A MIDDLE OF A FIELD IN WINTER. CHRISTMAS TIME.
2 SNOWMEN TALKING TO EACH OTHER (THINK FANTASY)
Snowman 1: How long have you got?
Snowman 2: They gave me 2 weeks depending on the weather. How about you?
Snowman 1: Same here.
Snowman 2: F**king doctors what do they know?
Snowman 1: F**king weather men what do they know?
End
I was hoping for a snow plough to come and wipe them out.
That would be a good ending
Or one of them salt/gritter trucks and it only sprays one of the snowmen with salt and the other one says "I'll give you week"
Yes, that's good. I was just thinking that it would be better if only one of them got clobbered and you got there first.
I like it, and one left standing to say....
My easy option would be he said "That always happens to me"