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Modern art is rubbish

Because it is, all of it load of crap.

In the case of Chris Offili literally.

Bunch of silly perfomances, piles of rubbish and other nonsense for silly people to make a fuss over.

Gone are the days when you made a statue of someone famous, out of marble with a chisle. Now you're more likely to make it out of marvel with a swizzle.

So here's where you can name all the modern and rubbish art.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/casey-jenkins-vagina-knitting-woman-2864626

That's not art it's just a very silly way to get a cold bottom and an infection.

That particular piece of modern art is total rubbish (and gross), but not all modern art is rubbish.

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I'm not sure I'd class picassonas modern

And maybe I mean stylistically, Lucian Freud awesome.
But Andy Warhol was just photographing his shopping

Quote: Harridan @ 4th December 2013, 11:32 AM GMT

That particular piece of modern art is total rubbish (and gross), but not all modern art is rubbish.

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Agree.

I like this :)

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Quote: sootyj @ 4th December 2013, 11:41 AM GMT

I'm not sure I'd class picassonas modern

And maybe I mean stylistically, Lucian Freud awesome.
But Andy Warhol was just photographing his shopping

Well, it is modern art....

How about Gerhard Richter's Baader-Meinhof Group paintings?

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Or the BM's Throne of Weapons from the Africa exhibition?

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Or Jacob Epstein's Adam

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I like the statue looks like one of those scented candles you buy for an aunt, you don't really care much about.

I have no objection to gullible multi-millioniares being ripped off by modern art scammers, but I do object to head-up-the-arse curators at public galleries squandering tax revenue, or untalented sinecured art school lecturers pouring cold water on the talent of any student who can actually hold a pencil properly.

I like some modern art, and dislike other modern art. The stuff that hits the papers tends not to interest me. There was a performance art piece somewhere at the International Art Festival in Manchester one year that was just some woman falling down the stairs over and over. I would have gone to see that, though admittedly it's because it sounds hilarious.

Last time I was in a gallery I liked Grayson Perry's print, which this is a section of (there's a lot more to it. One corner is dedicated to 'wankers':

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Thats not art its porn, you filth merchant

Quote: sootyj @ 4th December 2013, 6:27 PM GMT

Thats not art its porn, you filth merchant

I knew you'd love it.

Quote: sglen @ 4th December 2013, 1:54 PM GMT

I like some modern art, and dislike other modern art.

This.

I really must head down to the Tate Modern again. Not been there since the early 00s. Enjoyed it greatly.

Stop trying to disprove my thesis with proof.

That's cheating.

Ok some modern art isn't rubbish.

But what about this eh.

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I don't think any of us are going to defend the weirdos who shit in perspex boxes or make sculptures out of toenail clippings.

So no one's going to stick up for me

Alright then alone

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