I went to a restaurant Page 9

I went to the post office canteen the other day and said I'll have what the staff are having. It was first class.

I went to the apocryphal restaurant and asked for the Marc Almond special...six hours of being gay gang face f**ked followed by a night in casualty having my stomach pumped...still better than Nando's

Quote: Marc P @ 14th January 2014, 11:09 PM GMT

I went to the post office canteen the other day and said I'll have what the staff are having. It was first class.

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Was there a dress code?

I went to a French restraunt that wouldn't boil their eggs
They only believed in the flat ouef

Quote: sootyj @ 15th January 2014, 1:20 AM GMT

I went to a French restraunt that wouldn't boil their eggs
They only believed in the flat ouef

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I went to a German restaurant and the waiter told me that Sootyj's joke was the absolute Wurst.

I went to a Polish shop the other day and bought a can of Mister Sheen.

New themed restaurant, the end of the universe and your mouth. It's called Apoca-lips.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 15th January 2014, 10:08 PM GMT

BTW You're joking, right? It's been around for at least 50 years..

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Really do send us the link.

I went to the Parcelforce restaurant. While I was reading the menu the waiter came over, handed me a card which said "Sorry we missed you", and then walked off.

I went to the Benefits street restaurant
I said I'll have what the staff are having
It was a lot less than I'd been lead to expect, but the sour grapes was nice.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 15th January 2014, 10:33 PM GMT

Are you serious?

Tommy Cooper posted links? Max Miller? My school playground c. 1968?

Are you joking, or do you really believe you invented this joke format?

You must be 40 or under to believe that.

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Links?

Specifically to the staff based element of it .

I think Stylie you've had enough attention for tonight,

Oh I see you mean a joke with the word restaurant in it.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ 15th January 2014, 10:49 PM GMT

For God's sake, if you listened to some of the people here, you'd think nothing existed before the internet. Good grief.

I went to Marc P's restaurant and got a pile of remainders.

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I think you mean reminders. But as English is not your native language that's ok

Well people keep reminding you not to be a twat... But hey enjoy yourself wales does have beautiful scenery though.