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Fast food is suffering from the recession. The chips are down.

I went to restaurant and the waiter asked If I wanted to leave a gratuity
So I called him an arsehole

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 14th January 2014, 1:37 PM GMT

Fast food is suffering from the recession. The chips are down.

As heard on the Pleasuredome Pick'n'Mix! ;)

I made a booking at a weightlifters restaurant the other day. Phew, that's a load off my mind...

I went to a welsh restaurant the other day and asked where I could take a leek.

I went to a fast food restaurant last year during Lent.

Funny that as I read that Wonga.com are planning to open a new restaurant during Lent.

Interest levels in this story have been sky high probably because for every two courses you order they want three courses back. Every month. Forever.

Quote: Tuumble @ 14th January 2014, 3:50 PM GMT

Funny that as I read that Wonga.com are planning to open a new restaurant during Lent.

Interest levels in this story have been sky high probably because for every two courses you order they want three courses back. Every month. Forever.

pretty good but could be a tighter

I went to the wonga restaurant and said I'll have what the staff are having so they took my shirt off my back and cooked it

I went to the wonga restaurant the other day and asked for a raita

I went to a pole dancing restaurant the other day and asked for what the staff was having

Quote: Marc P @ 14th January 2014, 4:02 PM GMT

I went to a pole dancing restaurant the other day and asked for what the staff was having

I just ordered something to go go

I tried that new 'Scottish Independence' themed restaurant.

The waiter warned me to be careful what I asked for cos I just might get it.

I went to that new Wonga.com restaurant the other day,
asked for a little extra pie and mash,
and got served a summons. :(

went to that new wonga.com restaurant the other day,
ordered the stew but complained because it was missing the herbs,
two days later I got a knock on the door from the bayleafs.

I went to a Wonga restaurant and had a nice meal.

It was free at the time, but they said come back in a year's time and bring 4000 meals to pay for this one.

I went to that new scottish indepedence restaurant the other day,
Whatever you do, don't ask for a 'full english',

I went to a British restaurant in Argentina, I said I'll have what the staff are having.
So I got all the lamb, all the oil an arrested.

I went to a sceptic's restaurant and said, I'll have what the staff are having. They just gave me reservations.

nice

though havent reservations been done

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