Where do Pete Burns, Pete Doherty and Pete Townshend eat? At the Petes're'ere.
I went to a restaurant Page 20
I took my wife to a fish restaurant but the portion was disappointing. I said, This plaice ain't big enough for the two of us.
What's the difference between eating and masturbating? You wash your hands BEFORE eating.
I went to a restaurant yesterday...the Alzheimer s is really kicking in now...
What do you say to American dining abroad? Anything you like, the c**t won't've learnt the language.