I went to a restaurant Page 2

After a few pints in the pub I went to a kebab shop and said I'll have what the staff are having. So they let me take a piss in the kitchen sink.

I went to a restaurant and said I'll have what MarcP's having
I have no idea what that was, but they bought me a large bucket and ordered a steam cleaner.

I went. to a restaurant and said have what sootyj is having

I went. to a restaurant and said have what sootyj is having

I went to a sex addicts' restaurant and said "I'll have what the staff are having."

So they brought me a cigarette.

I went to a pedant's restaurant and said "I'll have what the staff are having". They told me that "staff" is grammatically singular.

Quote: gappy @ 2nd December 2013, 12:29 PM GMT

I went to a pedant's restaurant and said "I'll have what the staff are having". They told me that "staff" is grammatically singular.

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So I asked what are they doing on Friday night?

I went to a dog rescue centre and said "I'll have what the staff is having"
So they gave me a bowl of pedigree chum and a squeaky toy.

I went to an all-you-can-eat restaurant and said "I'll have what the staff are having."

So they brought me a plate of left-overs.

I went to a restaurant and said "I'll have what the staff are having"

I waited an hour and the manager gave me £6.31

I went to a Moses themed restaurant and I said 'I'll have what the staff's having'.

So they brought me a live rodent.

Quote: gappy @ 2nd December 2013, 12:29 PM GMT

I went to a pedant's restaurant and said "I'll have what the staff are having". They told me that "staff" is grammatically singular.

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I went to a restaurant and said "I'll have what the staff are having"

And now I have a level 1 food and hygiene certificate

I went to a restaurant and said " Oy, f**k-face, I'll have what the staff are having - and make it f**king snappy!"

I'm now having a wank into a bowl of leek & potato soup

Quote: Lazzard @ 2nd December 2013, 1:53 PM GMT

I went to a restaurant and said " Oy, f**k-face, I'll have what the staff are having - and make it f**king snappy!"

I'm now having a wank into a bowl of leek & potato soup

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Cock a leekie?

I went to a restaurant and said I'll have what the staff are having
So they gave me 2 half lemons, and 2 half melons.