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I went to a restaurant and I said "Do you do wedding receptions?"
And they they said "Yes, we do. Are you getting married?"
And I said "No. I was just trying to figure out how this confetti could have got into my rice pudding."

I went to an Italian restaurant and said I'll have the student special.
After 4 years in jail, I should have ordered pizza.

Joe Cocker's apple pie was locked up. He said, 'Unchain my tart.'

I went to a restaurant run by a group of Big Game Hunters. I said I'd have what the staff was having, so they served me Lion, and I swallowed my pride.

I went to the new Vatican seafood restaurant and asked for whatever the Priests all have. I got a choirboys starfish and Papal immunity, which was nice...

Quote: Michael Monkhouse @ 31st January 2014, 2:29 PM GMT

Joe Cocker's apple pie was locked up. He said, 'Unchain my tart.'

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Jarvis Cocker's apple pie was expired. He said, 'Tesco 2000.'

I went to the 911 conspiracy restaurant but everything was too hard to swallow.

I went to a restaurant called Quarters
I said I'll half what their halving

I went to a restaurant called "Schrodinger's" I ordered the cat, but they said I could either see it or eat it but not both.

I went to Pavlovs restaurants as soon as I heard they were serving bell peppers, I started salivating imediately.

I went to Einsteins restaurant - the staff were all relatives.

I went to the quantum double slit restaurant
You get served by two waiters at the same time
Unless you're watching him.

very clever

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ 6th February 2014, 10:08 PM GMT

I went to the quantum double slit restaurant
You get served by two waiters at the same time
Unless you're watching him.

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Surely works better with two waitresses ?

If it works at all I'm happy
but you may be right