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I went to a restaurant in Grimsby the other day and said I'll have what the staff are having. So I went home with a lovely new kitchen at a really good price!

Quote: DirtyRottenEgg @ 17th January 2014, 2:41 PM GMT

I went to a Greek restaurant and said, I'll have what the staff are having.
I had sex-with-my-wife.

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I went to a French restaurant and said, I'll have what the boss is having.
I had Julie Gayet.

I went to the clown school canteen the other day and said I'll have what the staff are having. I got some kind of fool.

Idi Amin went to a restaurant and said "I'll have the staff..."

I went to a restaurant and said I'll have what the Shepherds are having.
They gave me a staff.

nice subversion that one

I went to a Bulgarian pub and got a complementary dinner
The Womble Inn's free

I went to a Belgian restaurant and said I'll have the baked beans squared
So they gave me tin tin

I went to a Norfolk restaurant and said, I'll have what the staff is having. That turned out to be each other; still, nice to see a family business in this day and age.

Visiting social worker in the prison canteen asks for the same as the chef.
"That'll be 10 years and a sore arse, sir."

I went to a Finnish restaurant the other day and said I'll have what the staff are eating. We had sharks tail soup.

I went for a meal at the Talkback Thames canteen and said I'll have what the staff are having. So I got stiffed on The Bill.

I went to the staff restaurant at the Googleplex and said I'll have what the staff are having and they gave me a menu which said "About 468,000,000 results (0.36 seconds)"

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When it rains I go to McDonald's. For a big mac.

I went to a mcdonalds with a coach trip and asked to used their toilets
We had to buy something off the 99p menu

I went to a restaurant and asked for a steak, I left owning 20%.

My wife says she hates the sight of dirty dishes. So I take her to McDonald's.