British Comedy Guide

Green man flashing

A MAN AND A WOMAN ARE AT THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE ROAD AT THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS THEY SPOT EACH OTHER AND LOOK INTO EACH OTHERS EYES. THEY ARE A VERY HANDSOME THE PAIR OF THEM

THE GREEN MAN FLASHES AND THEY BOTH CROSS THE ROAD MAINTAINING EYE CONTACT.

THEY MEET IN THE MIDDLE AND BOTH STOP.

Man: You are beautiful

Woman: Thank you

Man: Can I have your number?

A CAR COMES SCREECHING AROUND THE CORNER AND HITS THE WOMAN OFF HER FEET, SHE TUMBLES IN THE AIR 3 TIMES AND LANDS ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF THE MAN. SHE IS DEAD, NOT JUST INJURED BUT FUCKING DEAD.

MAN LOOKS AT CAMERA

Man: That always happens to me

What about hearing but not seeing the crash...then seeing the green man hands on hips standing next to a prostrate green woman? Then maybe an amber 'soul' drifts up out of her...

I am sure you could animate this Carlos.

I like the visuals with the green man standing with his hands on his hips probably tutting as well as if I told you so.

I couldn't animate it though but I got a green gimp outfit

The green man tutting as people cross the road his hands on his hips. C'mon you old f**ker I haven't got all day

For this sketch to work technically a woman might have to die and toss in the air 3 times while doing it (it has to be 3 for dramatic effect) And I need a good camera man to capture it.

Quote: Carlos Manwelly @ 29th November 2013, 8:48 PM GMT

For this sketch to work technically a woman might have to die and toss in the air 3 times while doing it (it has to be 3 for dramatic effect) And I need a good camera man to capture it.

I think hearing the sound of a collision whilst we see a flashing green matchstick woman slowly turning three times before landing at the Green cross mans feet works for me...and no one has to die.

Shame I was thinking of asking the mother in law

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