MRS JONES IS TALKING TO AN OOV MILKMAN
MRS JONES
So I boiled the empties at a 100 degrees like you said.
MILKMAN
Any less and harmful baccilus could survive, well done, almost finished grrr.
PULL BACK TO REVEAL THE POSTMAN HAS HIS TROUSERS AROUND HIS ANKLES AND IS SHITTING IN ONE OF 4 MILK BOTTLES OUTSIDE MRS JONES FRONT DOOR, THE OTHER 3 HAVE FINE TURDS IN THEM
HE FINISHES STANDS UP AND DOES UP HIS TROUSERS
MRS JONES
I miss my kids since they went to Australia.
THE MILK MAN FILLS THE MILK BOTTLES WITH PETROL FROM A JERRY CAN AND THEN ADDS WICKS MADE FROM TORN CLOTH.
MILKMAN
I can't stand around chatting all day, the dairy will have me guts for garters.
MRS JONES
Right you are
THE MILKMAN SETS FIRE TO HIS MOLOTOV PLOPTAILS AND SHITS BOMBS MRS JONES'S DOGS HOUSE