This is a visual sketch with no artwork as I have no art work.
The voice is also American, I can't do American accents
IMAGES
Roger 33 years old dresses like a middle class foster parent.
Penny 30 years old dresses like an introverted Jehovah's Witness, pig tails anorak flower dress
VOICE/ This is Korky the Cat
IMAGE/ Happy cat
VOICE/ Last Christmas Korky was a stray
IMAGE/ Cat behind mesh in Santa hat
VOICE/ Then Roger contacted the shelter
IMAGE/ Roger waving hello
VOICE/ Roger offered Korky a home
IMAGE/ Happy Cat and smiling Roger outside a semi
VOICE/ Roger was a homosexual with a taste for BDSM
IMAGE/ Head shot of Roger with a ball gag in his mouth
VOICE/ Despite this Korky came to no harm
IMAGE/ Korky curled up sleeping,Roger on a rack with ball gag
VOICE/ This is Harriet the Hamster
IMAGE/ Hamster waving
VOICE/ She was found in a bin last Christmas
IMAGE/ Hamster in Santa hat peeking out of bin
VOICE/ Harriet became depressed by life in the shelter
IMAGE/ Depressed Hamster leaning on wheel in a cage
VOICE/ Then Penny came along to the shelter
IMAGE/ Penny Waving
VOICE/ Harriet and Penny hit it off instantly
IMAGE/ Penny and Harriet on a chair by the fire
VOICE/ Penny visited adult websites to sate her need for 'Bareback Anal"
IMAGE/ Face shot of Penny clearly being porked from behind
VOICE/ Despite Penny's sexual preferences Harriet led a normal life
IMAGE/ Hamster on running on wheel, tube of KY jelly outside cage
VOICE/ By sheer coincidence Roger and Penny met on Craig's List
IMAGE/ Split shot like they're facing each other
VOICE/ Despite their sexual preferences Roger & Penny became really close
IMAGE/ Roger & Penny holding hands in park
VOICE/ They eventually moved in together
IMAGE/ Penny carrying Hamster cage through gate as Roger follows with Tea chest
VOICE/ Sadly the next day Korky the cat killed Harriet the Hamster
IMAGE/ Korky the Cat has a limp Harriet Hamster in its mouth
VOICE/ Penny was furious and took a knife to Korky the Cat
IMAGE/ Korky the Cat dead on rug with a knife in its neck
VOICE/ When Roger came home Penny explained everything to him
IMAGE/ Penny doing knifing motion to Roger who is stroking his chin
VOICE/ Roger lashed out at Penny
IMAGE/ Roger smashing a lamp over Penny's head
VOICE/ As a result of her injuries Penny died two day later
IMAGE/ Cross with Penny on
VOICE/ Roger was charged with murder and given life in jail
IMAGE/ Roger with ball gag on looking out a barred window
VERY SERIOUS VOICE
As usual the media blamed Craig's List for the murder,
IMAGE/ Newspaper Headlines
. Gay pussy adopter
. Anal whore queen
. Hamster abuse
VERY SERIOUS VOICE
To this day this case is still classed by the FBI as yet another Craig's List Murder, Yet the Mount Sinai Animal Shelter still continue to supply free pets to sexual degenerates and remains free of any blame.
WOMAN RAPID AMERICAN ACCENT "Brought to you by friends of Craig' List"
