Not very original but its sort of a spin on the jokethat's been doing the rouns
THAT STUPID JOHN LEWIS ADVERT
THE FUCKING BEAR HAS JUST SAT WATCHING THE TREE AND MARVELLING AT CHRISMASNESS OF IT ALL
RABBIT SEE'S THE BEAR AND SMILES THE BEAR LUMBERS TOWARDS THE HARE
HARE LOOKS WORRIED AND SEEMS TO BE TRYING TO BLOCK BEAR'S POINT OF VIEW
BEAR
BEAR LOOKS PUZZLED
BADGER WALKS SMUGGLY AWAY FROM BEHIND RABBIT (IT WAS THIS THAT HARE WAS TRYING TO BLOCK)
HARE TRYS TO BLOCK BEAR, BUT BEAR SWATS RABBIT ASIDE
WE CAN NOW SEE BADGER HAS FRESHLY PISSED IN THE SNOW THE FOLLOWING WORDS
"Welcome to the TB club whore"
BEAR LOOKS AROUND IN INCREASING FURY, THAT ALL THE CUTE FOREST ANIMALS ARE APPARENTLY COUGHING THEMSELVES TO DEATH
BEAR SMACK HARE'S HEAD OFF WITH ONE SWIPE
BEAR BEGINS TO COUGH