A really large wigwam situated on the great plain
A white man with large hat and buckskin coat is inside the wigwam facing a circle of Indian braves.
An old man the centre of the circle speaks first
"I am 'Loves Peace But Has Little Influence With Braves"
COWBOY
My Names Clint Fairbutfirm
The old man points to a even older Indian
"This is 'On His Last Legs' our chief
He then points to the strongest looking Indian in the tent who looks really pissed off
'This is 'Will Carry On Shocking The Minute The Chiefs Dead' and these are his blood brothers, 'Surly Sidekick' 'Gets Shot First' and 'Once He F**ks Off It Means You've Won'
The cowboy nods
Then a beautiful Squaw walks into the wigwam with a bowl of food
The old man points her out
"This is my unmarried daughter she is known as 'Provides Horses To F**k Off On'"
DIRECTOR
"Cut Cut! For f**k sake these names are killing the whole story, who the f**k come up with these."
ANOTHER VOICE
"We actually hired a Native American Consultant for the names sir"
DIRECTOR
"Well get the stupid bastard here now!"
Tannoy
"'Always Gives The Game Away' wanted on set please, ' Always Gives The Game Away' on set"
