A semi decorated for Christmas
A digital clock with tinsel round it is showing 2.45am
We see a man and a woman sitting on a sofa
They are wearing pyjamas and paper party hats.
They have a fully decorated Christmas tree across their lap
As it closes in we see that their clothing is in shreds
Once fully in we see that they have deep scratches all over their faces and hands
MAN
What silly bugge buys a giant bag of Coffee Only Revels?
WOMAN
"Well what type of silly sod would give them to the cat!"
We see a cat on a rug eating the fairy off the tree.
