Hawsley House Community Centre
We see a sign
'Adult Self Help Groups every Wednesday Night
We see a middle aged woman behind the reception desk
She is holding a phone at arm's length and all her actions suggest that the conversation is too loud and to fast etc
WOMAN
"You're right sir I'm not the' Queen of F**king Sheba' but you'll still have to contact the Anger Management class yourself and let them know you're running late won't you!"
An extremely fat man then waddles slowly down the corridor, the woman spots him half way and she shouts to him
WOMAN
"You'll want room 3 sir, follow the kitchen signs and you'll find two doors at the end of the corridor"
MAN
"How will I know which ones for Over Eaters?"
WOMAN
"The locked ones the kitchen"
The lift then opens and two men are standing inside arguing with each other
MAN ONE
"Heads I said heads!"
MAN TWO
"You said Tails you lying bastard"
WOMAN
"Would you two gentleman make your way to Room 2 please The Gambler Anonymous class started ten minutes ago "
The two men slink off and pass a man in sunglasses who is entering. The man then reaches into his coat and grabs a box of Tic Tacs and swallows the lot, he then cups his hands to his mouth to smell his breath
The woman spots the man and his actions as she shouts over to him
WOMAN
"Alcoholics Anonymous is in Room 1 sir"
A small man in an anorak then enters
The woman spots the man but doesn't shout.
The man walks slowly up to counter.
The woman smiles and clasps her hands slowly and speaks kindly
WOMAN
If you're looking for the Medically Timid Class sir,it's in Room 5
MAN
"I'm not timid, I just have to walk slow because I have a massive erection
WOMAN
Disgusted Look
"The Sex Addicts groups in Room 6!"
The woman then picks up her coffee as speaks to herself a she does so
WOMAN
"I f**king hate Wednesday nights in this place"
