You can never waste flowers, our park had a flower clock that was slow by an hour, so someone petrol bombed the parkies hut and burnt the lazy c**t to death.
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A flower slow by an hour would still smell as sweet, but a burning parkie now that would reek
He stunk anyway and he was a registered trouser fumbler.
As far as I remember all parkies stunk and they were always fumbling around in their shed, one hand down their balls and the other on a rake.
You're telling me, prior to being torched our parky Abnormal Norman who was 35 stone was thrown out of Gregg's after being accused of masturbating by the Sausage rolls.
And what did the police do? Nothing!
(Apparently no court in the land recognises the testimony of sausage rolls)
ANyway that's me Carlos off to my bed, speak to you soon and some tidy come backs to boot.
If you keep this up you and the right people in authority see it , you never know we may get you out of Wales legally.
Till then keep a brave face on and remember you're better than all of them, you have have friends in England
To right every man and his dog knows that sausage rolls have been known to tell porkies, it is the way they are made you can never trust a sausage roll.
Nos da Teddy, one day I may make it out of Wales with your help but I will keep some spare change in my pocket for the journey back home over the bridge.