British Comedy Guide

Close Class Field Trip

It's late and the city's dark

We see a man in a black polo neck

He is on a roof top crouching under a neon sign

He has a rifle with sniper scope

He has a priest in his sight who is feeding homeless men.

We hear a crunching noise from behind the sniper

He turns and speaks in a loud whisper

SNIPER
F**k off and leave me alone

WOMAN'S VOICE
You know I can't

SNIPER
How the f**k can I be a lone gunman if I've got a f**king stalker!

MANS VOICE (eating as he speaks)
She's not a stalker, she just has issues .....

SNIPER
What the f**k! I can't believe you brought that greedy bastard with you

WOMAN
He's not greedy it's hormonal

SNIPER
You'd believe anything

YET ANOTHER MANS VOICE
There's nothing wrong with trusting people, if the good lord.....

SNIPER
For f**ks sake you brought the f**king bible basher as well!

WOMEN
We were worried about you

SNIPER
What the f**ks wrong with you people, all we need is 'Fire Starter Freddy' and
the whole f**king therapy group would have followed me here.

We see smoke and hear a fire alarm

Ooh, do me! Do me!

Does that chat up line ever work?

I imagine I'll find out soon.

Nil I'm afraid there is no hidden agenda in this sketch, I have drifted back to writing comedy instead of evil parables.

I think the evil parables were better teddy :P

Not sure if you were still working through some issues here - but not a comedy sketch.

I actually like that, but I think I was seeing it my head but failed to get it out so the faults mine.

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