MEGA CITY ONE 2525 JUDGE DREDD HAS BEEN SUMMONED TO THE CHIEF JUDGES OFFICE
DREDD:
We see Judge Dredd standing in the office of the Chief Judge, he is in full uniform & has a two day growth of Stubble. And his helmet is slightly scratched on the left hand side. The office is sparsely decorated with two uncomfortable chairs either side of a desk, there is also an orange & three apples in a fruit bowl that may or may not have relevance later on
CJ:
Who are you talking to Dredd? Never mind! Now please, take a seat.
DREDD:
I'll stand if it's ok with you!
DREDD SITS DOWN
CJ:
I'm sorry to bring you in like this Joe, but we've had a few complaints about your attitude!
DREDD:
Right well I've kept silent long enough! If you & your clique of f**king high & mighty super judges think you can take your venom out on me then you've got another thing coming,
CJ:
Look Joe, let's not argue, I promise you this isn't personal.
DREDD:
At least I get out there & Judge people, unlike you sitting there on your fat arse! So what if a few criminals complain about the rough stuff. Just give me their names & I'll punch an apology out of them even if it takes me all day, & I hope it does.
CJ:
It's not the criminals Dredd, we've had a few complaints from your fellow Judges, they say that you lose your temper too often
DREDD:
Oh right! Now I get it! A couple of Judges that have been here longer than me get jealous because I get all the credit. Well I'm not interested in what those shitheads have to say. According to Judge Anderson I'm the best Judge here & she's Psychic so she knows what she's talking about.
CJ:
So why did you shoot her in the head
DREDD:
Oh not this again! Listen I don't know how things work in f**king Ivory towers avenue or wherever you come from but In my world if someone spills your coffee you shoot them in the head.
CJ:
Maybe you need a holiday, take a few days leave & cool down
DREDD:
Oh you'd f**king like that wouldn't you, get Dredd out of the way so you can all talk about me behind my back
CJ:
Dreddy old friend, we're not all out to get you, we think you have the makings of a good Judge It's just that you tend to be a bit spikey from time to time.
DREDD:
F**k you! & F**k all the other Judges! Now if you'll excuse me I've got some paperwork I need to write very quickly!
CJ:
Hang on Dredd! We've got an emergency here! One of the Angel Gang has escaped from the maximum security pen
DREDD:
Which one?
CJ:
The Mean Machine! You know the one, angry fellow goes mental at the flick of a switch!
DREDD:
Are you taking the Piss?
DREDD TIPS FRUIT BOWL OVER & STORMS OUT
