The desert a hot and unforgiving environment
We see a small bear with an eye patch sitting under the shadow of a rock checking his pistols, his leg is wounded.
Above the rock we see three Apaches in hats, a hat-less Apache and a Plumber in a sombrero ; they have the poor sod pinned down.
The Bear uses his good eye to carefully feed the last bullets from his belt into his pistols. As he does so the head Apache shouts down to him.
TALKSSHITALLDAY
"We have you surrounded, come out with your paws up"
ROOSTER
"No way, you'll hand me over to the plumber"
A second Apache chimes in
UNFUNNYSIDEKICK
"The Plumbers not here, he's doing Charity work at the fort!"
ROOSTER
"Who are you kidding a plumber doing charity work? You'd better up your game if you're trying to draw me out"
The third Apache chimes in
SMALLEREVENLESSFUNNYSIDEKICK
"Ok, he is here, but he won't do nothing honestly, it would be too unrealistic!"
ROOSTER
"Well I'm not putting my paws up if that's what you think? I'd rather go down fighting!"
The hatless Apace then chips in
RESORTSTOALLSORTS
"If you don't come out we'll make a robot vagina out of Scorpion shells and throw it at you"
ROOSTER
"I have no idea what that means mate but if I was you I'd put my f**king hat on, sounds like your brains frying!"
Then the shooting starts
TWO HOURS LATER
ROOSTER
"You guy's still there or what?"
APACHE
"We're still here Rooster, you just wait. We've sent the Plumber to the fort to get our mate, he'll know what to do"
ROOSTER
"So you've sent for 'He who can think of comebacks' have you? That figures"
Rooster places paws behind his head and closes his good eye as he waits in the shade.
