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What's your second favourite crustacean? Page 3

And don't forget , Dawn Pailthorpe, the lady show-jumper, had a clam called Stafford

That was a great movie...and had crustaceans in it:

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I like a blue lobster

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Did you know that lobsters are potentially immortal? Apart from predators or injuries they don't seem to die of diseases or old age.

Quote: lofthouse @ 16th November 2013, 11:43 AM GMT

I like a blue lobster

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So I'm on the seq floor and I see these two crabs and a pooftah well walk up to a seabass, black of the ace of spades he was

Quote: lofthouse @ 16th November 2013, 11:43 AM GMT

I like a blue lobster

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What a lovely looking thing. Shame they taste so nice isn'it.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ 16th November 2013, 11:29 AM GMT

That was a great movie...and had crustaceans in it:

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Fackin, prawns!

Quote: Harridan @ 16th November 2013, 11:49 AM GMT

Did you know that lobsters are potentially immortal? Apart from predators or injuries they don't seem to die of diseases or old age.

Shame they taste so nice isn'it.

Mine is Kings following Charring.

(Hope no-one else has posted this "joke".)

Ah clever

Quote: lofthouse @ 16th November 2013, 11:43 AM GMT

I like a blue lobster

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That is fantastic. I love that.

And sootyj's poster.

That really appeals too.

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