British Comedy Guide

Funny Pets

A hot lazy sunny afternoon

We see a man in a shed with a paint brush.

His worktop is covered in balsa wood and glue

He is putting the finishing touches to a homemade model

We see it is an old fashioned police telephone box.

The man gingerly carries it from the shed

He takes it through the garden

He places it on the floor and opens both patio doors

He then picks it up and takes it into the living room with great pride

He then places it on the coffee table

On the couch we see a woman

She is holding a cat that is the spitting image of Dr Who

The man smiles

The cat slinks off the woman's lap and heads over to the coffee table.

A giant dog with a spiky collar runs through the opened patio doors.

A distraught man holding a lead appears at the patio doors

The dog runs in and rips the cat to pieces

The man in the patio doorway screams

MAN
Davros no !

"She is holding a cat that is the spitting image of dr who" - that made me laugh.

Should a different cat dressed as dr who then appear after the dog has left?

No the cat is dead and they have to deal with it, I may write one where another cat comes to live with them that looks like Bernard Cribbins and that won't fair any better I can assure you.

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