It's a hot sunny afternoon
We see a free range chicken farm
We see a very proud looking Falcon sitting on a telegraph pole.
We see a little man with red hair in a pink camisole, holding a shocking pink parasol over his head.
He is shouting at the Falcon
MAN
"Shoo shoo, go away"
The Falcon swoops over the mans head and takes a big fat brown hen and flies off with it.
The man is beside himself, he stumbles into a cottage and grabs a bottle of vodka and drinks directly from the bottle.
He then flops onto a sofa and continues to drink the vodka and starts crying
He then grabs an edition of 'Transvestite Free Range Farmers Weekly' off a coffee table
The magazine's cover is a picture of a man with black hair and a beard who is dressed as nun and is holding the large brown hen, the hen is wearing a pink rosette with the word 'Winner' on it.
The mags headline reads 'Simone's Surly Sue sweeps to victory in the Free Range Fairy awards
The man man keeps swigging from the vodka bottle
He then picks up a framed photo featuring the man with the beard holding a large brown hen this time the man is dressed as Dorothy out of the Wizard Of Oz
The man is crying as he speaks to himself
MAN
Simone will you ever forgive me?
A mobile phone on the arm of sofa starts ringing and the man answers it.
MAN
Simone is that you?
Simone I've let you down I let that f**king butch Falcon take Surly Sue.
She's dead Simone she's really dead!
The man then drops the phone and falls to the floor sobbing
The phone is still on and we hear very loud cry and wailing from the phone.
