Not a chance, I can whistle in 9879 dialects, I once coaxed a Moroccan pickpocket out of a Mumbai brothel by whistling Manbita al-ahrar, which is the opening line of the sly c**ts National anthem.
As for the detective abilities of the Welsh, you name one!
You would have to be able to spit and whistle the same time to reproduce a song in welsh, and only a Welshman can do that tidy.
As for welsh detectives, I know Anthony Hopkins has played a few good ones on the telly, and that Dick Francis guy wrote a lot of detectivy type of books,
Hopkins is a twat,as is his idea of Silencing a Lamb by using a f**king ball gag.
Dick Francis was too Horsey, I f**king hate horse mysteries, dead butler. horse hooves sticking out from under the curtain, it's been done to death.
You need to go to Welshmen and women anger management classes, they sing hymns and arias and celebrate the coming of Derek the weatherman, and boy can he come.
I don't need to manage my anger I need to vent it,it stems from my childhood.
I discovered under hypnosis that when I was a child one of my uncles came out as a 'Kopite' in the living room whilst I was playing with an Ordnance Survey Map on the floor.
Apparently I witnessed everything first hand as he was restrained and then sectioned under the Mental Health Act.
And although I had suppressed most of the hideous event I had subconsciously deflected my anger toward the pages on the map which I had inadvertently memorised.
So to this day still I have trouble around the Welsh, people from Owstery and the flat land dwellers of the fens.
So now you know why, you will understand my reluctance to sit in the same room as the Welsh.
I have heard of your problem, it is called post traumatic welshman disorder, it can never be cured but it can be controlled.
I understand now and I feel for you, what a harrowing experience that must have been, I want you to know I am here if you ever need to vent your anger against a Welshman, or you find an new expletive that you want to try out.
I've got loads of expletives left, I save most of them for when I'm in the Fens, they're mostly generic inbreeding/simpletons ones.
But I have a choice name for people from Castor which I'm saving for the summer.
What a coincidence, I have got a pair of flip flops that I am saving for the summer