It's a moon bright night in the city
We see a middle aged man in a onesie and a bowler hat walking through a park
There's a gang of hoodies with a pit bull, they're smoking pot and laughing
The man in the onesie speaks to the hoodies as he passes them
MAN
"Could you put your dog on its lead please I want to pass"
HOODIE
"Don't worry mate it doesn't bite"
MAN
"Then why did you buy it? You f**king dickhead!"
There is a major scuffle and the man in the onesie is now on a stretcher being placed into an ambulance. He speaks to the paramedics carrying his stretcher.
MAN
"Are you sure my ribs aren't broken?"
PARAMEDIC
"Don't worry sir, they're just bruised, I did do medical training you know"
MAN
"Well if you're that f**king clever, how come you're not a f**king doctor? Dickhead"
We see the man in the onesie sitting at the side of the road holding his side in agony as the ambulance drives off.
A woman with a black eye and her arm in a sling walks past and stops
WOMAN
"Are you ok ?"
MAN
"I think I've broken my ribs"
WOMAN
"Well have you or haven't you? Make your f**king mind up,dickhead"
The man in the Bowler hat simply stares into the woman's good eye and she is also clearly smitten.
