Bad Timing Ted

1960's window cleaner 'Bad Timing' Ted Evans is on his rounds

Ted knocks at no 69 Havingit Avenue to see new customer Miss Dick

TED

" Miss Dick?"

MISS DICK

"I certainly do!"

TED

"We'll I've come to the right house then haven't I?"

MISS DICK

"Cheeky sod"

TED

"So shall I make you one of my regulars or do you want the VIP treatment?"

MISS DICK

"What's that then?"

TED

"It's like the regular only there's freshly whipped creamed involved"

MISS DICK

"You whip the cream yourself do you?"

TED

"And I produce it as well, from a little slit in my willy"

MISS DICK

"Get down my path you filthy f**king weirdo!"

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ 3rd November 2013, 12:37 AM GMT

MISS DICK

"You whip the cream yourself do you?"

TED

"My customers usually lend a hand."

MISS DICK

"Oooh cheeky. Perhaps you'd like to sample my beef curtain, sniff my fish barrel, dive into my meat wallet, lick my pink taco, squeeze my squish mitten, part my meat flaps, or sink your teeth into my juicy fur burger?"

TED

"I would - but they don't really go with cream, do they."

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Just a suggestion.

Thanks for the feedback Stonked not one of my best.