An English country church Christmas Eve
The snow is dancing slowly down covering
the church roof in a crisp and even manner
We see a vicar carrying a bible
He walks up the path to the church
He sees a lean too with a straw roof
And a baby in swaddling
A woman is cooking on a fire
While a man is making a crude looking chair out of wood
In the background an accordion is playing 'Silent Night' very badly.
The vicar takes out a mobile phone
VICAR
"Hello is that the police? you'd better get round here quick, I've got f**king Rumanians all over my property!"