Dalek therapy

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A COLLECTION OF VARIOUS DALEKS STAND IN A CHURCH HALL IN A CIRCLE

DALEK1
Exterminate, exterminate, that is what this Dalek said.

DALEK2
Then what happened Dalek?

DALEK1
This Dalek fired it's Dalek gun at the Dr but the Dr ran off with the stupid scarf and hat, like a spastic Slitheen this Dalek kept missing..This Dalek kept missing...this Daleks weapon unit was prematurely exterminating

DALEK2
And you Dalek?

DALEK3
The Dr stood right in front of this Dalek and this Dalek said "Exterminate! Exterminate!" But this Dalek couldn't exterminate the Dr...couldn't exterminate.....the Dr.....laughed at this Dalek and poked this Dalek with the question mark umbrella.

ALL THE VARIOUS DALEKS
The bastard....insensitive..what a rotter...Gallifreyan wanker.

CYBERMAN (HOLDING AN EGG WHISK AND A TOILET PLUNGER)
The Dr Called Dr this Dalek a tin soldier with a rusty star ship.

DALEK2
You are a Cyberman piss off!

ALL DALEKS
Piss off!...Piss off!....Space gypo!

CYBERMAN STORMS OUT OF THE ROOM

CYBERMAN
You insensitive monsters.

DALEK2
Bloody Cyber hoooman rights fanatics, Dalek unit tell us your story

A BIGFAT NEW DALEK
The Dr told this Dalek a jammy dodger was a self destruct button, now this Dalek can't stop exterminating them. I am the size of a Dalek Space wheel....the shame.....the shame...the shame.

DALEK3
Over exterminators anonymous is tomorrow..who exterminated all the pies/..you fat bastard....fat bastard...fat..

BIG FAT DALEK BLOWS UP DALEK3 WITH HIS DEATH RAY

DALEK2
Get out...get out....get out....no exterminating in the meeting

BIG FAT DALEK GOES TO LEAVE CARRYING A PLATE OF BISCUITS

DALEK2
Leave the jammy dodgers....you fat bastard1

VO
Extermination anxiety affects 1 in 3 Daleks, don't fail to exterminate in silence/

Very good, nice and compact.

after edits-

Not sure all the changes work. But the addition of the cyberman suggests the possibility of a running gag?

Nice idea
Not sure about the execution.

Maybe needs a few more examples of failing to exterminate as it feels unfinished or rushed as is, lovely idea though.

Nice idea, possible visual angle at end with the misfiring Dalek having his plunger/weapon of bending and drooping.

Quote: sootyj @ October 24 2013, 10:51 PM BST

A COLLECTION OF VARIOUS DALEKS STAND IN A CHURCH HALL IN A CIRCLE

DALEK1
Exterminate, exterminate, that is what this Dalek said.

DALEK2
Then what happened Dalek?

DALEK1
This Dalek fired it's Dalek gun at the Dr but he ran off with that stupid scarf and I kept missing..This Dalek unit was prematurely exterminating

DALEK3
The Dr stood right in front of this Dalek and this Dalek said "Exterminate! Exterminate!" But I just couldn't exterminate the Dr.....he.....laughed at this Dalek and poked this Dalek with his question mark umbrella.

ALL THE VARIOUS DALEKS
The bastard....insensitive..what a rotter...Gallifreyan wanker.

A BIGFAT NEW DALEK
The Dr told this Dr a jammy dodger was a self destruct button, now this Dalek can't stop exterminating them.

VO
Extermination anxiety affects 1 in 3 Daleks, don't fail to exterminate in silence/

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Great idea, well executed (ha!)

Would it work well with a weedy kind of human psychotherapist conducting the meeting? I like the VO at the end though.

Don't like the word 'spastic' tho, even if spastic slitheen is funny. Sorry I'm going to be like some PC ghost stalking the board.

nah you're right it was cheap, the human psychotherapist angle is interesting, it would completely change the tone maybe for the better.

But there's something in me that finds swearing Daleks repeating themselves inherently funny

thanks for the feedback