What Calendar do you have or want? Page 2

Quote: Oldrocker @ October 13 2013, 9:34 PM BST

Women?

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Just because a man chooses to live with his bachelor ex-priest landscape gardener, people jump to all sorts of conclusions.

I'd live with my landscape gardener. If I had one.

Sorted.

I get the one with pictures painted by people who apply the brush using their mouth or foot.

They are always excellent.

I never have a calendar or a diary - can't be arsed sticking things on the wall and handbag is too full for a diary. Sometimes I write a list of dates for a few months ahead. So far it works.

I had a calendar by a paraplegic artist

Wow says I that asshole can paint

Turns out he held the brush in his mouth

Keith Lemon's 2014 Calander

http://johnlewis.scene7.com/is/image/JohnLewis/231452299?$prod_grid3$