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When/Why did the BCG become so dull & lifeless? Page 13

F**k you and your father f**king Gynocrasy!

This worms turning!

BOOOOO MEN! BOOOOOOOO!

Yeh well right now we're working on a joke so sexist, so chauvinistic when we launch it on you ladies.
We'll take back the night.
Our day is coming soon!

:D

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
None a man invented it, it's perfect and doesn't need to change!

Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ October 6 2013, 6:56 PM BST

It's really terribly wearing being made to feel less valid a person

It would be but I'm certain that's not the case here, no one's wanting to do that and no one's going to fall for that old line. I think it's more a case of a band of feisty young girl power females wanting to topple the old order and take over, and not liking it when they are rumbled.

No man worth his salt would believe you want to just join in the fun and not change things. Men know that this is what women do, especially in groups. Soon, you can't joke about this, not allowed to say that, pretty much come at the bottom of all comedy lists and low on the ranks of conversational chumminess, as the great female love in takes over and turns everything into Sick

Rolling eyes

Quote: sootyj @ October 6 2013, 7:27 PM BST

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
None a man invented it, it's perfect and doesn't need to change!

Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ October 6 2013, 7:04 PM BST

Whatever you want to say about him, RCP was about the only one who posted sexist tosh with a puckish, degree of wit.

Even if he did tend to get carried away with himself.

Godot, Kipper you ain't him. So you just come across as grumpy guys with flaccid willies, moaning about the lesbian barmaids into your warm bitter in Wetherspoons.

Your speed reading is going to get you killed one day Sooty. There is no comparison possible between me and carpark and kipper.

Carpark's writing style was similar to mine but I was here first so it was just co-incidence. And it wasn't underpinned by any real intellectual radicalism or bite. He just wanted more money, beer and sex and success as a writer. And he really wasn't a very nice man. I wouldn't make jokes about burning women with cigarettes to keep them awake.

As for Kipper, well, laughable.

My dog has no nose
How does he smell?
He doesn't need to, he waits till a female dog tells him she's in heat, in writing.

Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ October 6 2013, 7:07 PM BST

Unvalidate like a motherf**king pro. FEEL MY FEMINIST TIT SLAP.

Laughing out loud

That's right, Alf, all I want to do is take over the world and make all of the awful men (all of them, obviously) suffer. That's 100% bang on the mark and in no way makes you sounds certifiable. You've got me totes rumbled. Now, where did I leave my hammer-shaped feminiazi manfifesto? I've got some Y chromosomes to smush up.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ October 6 2013, 7:38 PM BST

Your speed reading is going to get you killed one day Sooty. There is no comparison possible between me and carpark and kipper.

Carpark's writing style was similar to mine but I was here first so it was just co-incidence. And it wasn't underpinned by any real intellectual radicalism or bite. He just wanted more money, beer and sex and success as a writer. And he really wasn't a very nice man. I wouldn't make jokes about burning women with cigarettes to keep them awake.

As for Kipper, well, laughable.

Well Godot I think your issue and I mean this as nicely as possible.

Is you tend to dig up old arguments, with the self righteous, valedictory pride of Lieutenant Columbo presenting evidence to the Hague.

It's all shit. None of it matters. Who cares.

So you all have diferent approaches. Like Spock, Kirk and Bones or Clarkson, May and the little one.

But it's equally pointless.

Quote: Natalie Of Wicks @ October 6 2013, 6:56 PM BST

once it gets to the point where you feel the need to speak up, even your protestations are dismissed as the ramblings of radical, bra-burning, cous cous eaters.

:D True.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ October 6 2013, 7:34 PM BST

I think it's more a case of a band of feisty young girl power females wanting to topple the old order and take over, and not liking it when they are rumbled.

No man worth his salt would believe you want to just join in the fun and not change things.

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Alfred, I have no idea if you believe this stuff or not. I sincerely hope not, for your own sake.

You will carry on being grumpy and miserable and out of touch, whilst the rest of us (male and female) grab everything the world has to offer and seek to change it for the better.

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