UKTV Gold Christmas Cracker Joke Competition Page 8

According to the Metro 2016 's winning joke is

How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit
No Brussels

Can't find the runners up anywhere though though

I'm one of them Steve. Mine came in at number 6 (Hilary Clinton FBI gag).

Well done Will

is there a list somewhere?

Cheers Steve. Here you go

http://gold.uktv.co.uk/article/2016-christmas-gold-cracker-jokes-revealed/

Thanks
I found it now on Twitter

Philip looks out of the window on Christmas Eve: 'That's some reindeer' he says. The Queen replies: '63 years. Yes, that is a lot.' (11%)... Nothing like an original gag.

I came second with.

What do staff at Sports Direct get for Christmas Dinner?

5 minutes.

Brilliant, great gag Jeremy.

2 out of the top 6 jokes written by BCG members, that's not bad going.

Well done our Will Cam and Jeremy

Thanks Shandy

Bit disappointed that I didn't win. For your consideration, here's what I entered.

Why didn't Donald Trump ask for a thesaurus this Christmas?
Because he already has all the best words.

Congratulations to those who got in.

Thanks, my hamper arrived yesterday, very nice.

It's back.
Only one gag this time, unless I've misunderstood.

The site is advertising the Gold Christmas Cracker joke completion this year is now open. No mention, cough-cough, that a BCG member was in the top 6 jokes last year. I'll have to sack that agent.

The BCG page says multiple entries are allowed but as Michael already mentioned, the T&Cs say:

"Only one Entry per person will be accepted. If entrants submit more than one entry, only the first entry will be accepted."

So many people in Twitter sending dozens of jokes not knowing that only the first one will count.