I have got a bit carried away with this myself, it's good exercise to have a subject to play around with and Christmas crackers is a cracker of a subject.
UKTV Gold Christmas Cracker Joke Competition Page 2
The Carson family hated playing Pictionary with Frank.
No matter what you drew, he insisted it was a cracker.
I think here would be a good place to put all the adult related ones that are not allowed.
Quote: Carlos Manwelly @ October 4 2013, 2:24 PM BSTI think here would be a good place to put all the adult related ones that are not allowed.
Does that chat up line ever work?
Quote: sootyj @ October 4 2013, 2:26 PM BSTDoes that chat up line ever work?
After a bit of Brandy it's always worth a try to get your chestnuts warmed up
What goes Fa la?
I don't know what does go Fa la?
A Carol singer hit by a bus.
What goes Fa la la?
Another Carol singer at the next bus stop, just before the bus hit them?
What goes Fa la la la?
The Bus.
I think the judging starts today - best of luck to all that entered.
I entered a few as did others from here. I only like one of those I tweeted (and it did get favourited by someone) so here's hoping...
It would be great if a BCG'r won the 1st prize.
I think the deadline for submitting jokes is midnight tonight so there still over 12 hours left to submit jokes.
I've submitted around 40 jokes in total.
I only found out about it yesterday and managed 2 very cheesy jokes last night, does anyone know when we hear who's won?
December I think.
Quote: sootyj @ October 22 2013, 3:55 PM BSTDecember I think.
Thanks Sooty.
I wouldn't worry too much about this, clean, 140 character jokes preclude much originality.
So by and large it's random who gets picked, then a popularity contest for who wins.
Mind you that has lead me in the past to wonder,
"would I rather be considered unfunny or unpopular?"
Mine were definitely 'clean' but very cheesy.
That's almost a joke.
What can be clean and cheesy at the same time?
This joke.