Been listening to too much Police but you've got one message to send to whoever, wherever it may land...what would it say?
Mine - Hello, is it me you're looking for?
What would your message in a bottle say?
Wotcher.
If you're reading this note, thought you should know
I shoved the bottle up my bum
Please recycle.
2 pints semi-skimmed please.
My message would be a link to this thread:
To whom it may concern.....
Oi Sting.
Stop using clunky metaphors in your song lyrics.
'I am trapped in a bottle factory....'
Quote: AndyGilder @ September 29 2013, 8:55 AM BSTOi Sting.
Stop using clunky metaphors in your song lyrics.
Booyah!
Going on holiday
No milk for seven years please
Quote: lofthouse @ September 29 2013, 12:54 PM BSTGoing on holiday
No milk for seven years please
Is that a euphemism then?
Help! the evil witch transformed me into this bottle!
(and please be careful where you put your hands!)
IOu whiskey
Dear Farmer
If I find just one more cows pubic hair in my milk, I shall take my custom elsewhere
Thank you