I think the idea might be better than my execution has made it...
James Bond In Reality #1
M
Good Evening Mr Bond.
Bond
M'am
M
That's enough of the formalities. We have a piece of work that only you can complete James.
Bond
Yes M'am.
M
This is unlike any work you've done before. MI6 has had to clean up its act James and put some procedures in place.
Bond remains silent
M
As a result we need you to complete this form.
M hands Bond a form.
M
This is your return to work form. We need a reason why you disappeared after your last mission and didnt report back for 2 months.
Bond
But I've always done that M'am. I'm an international man of mystery.
M
Yes but I have payroll on my back. We've paid you £4000 in the last two weeks and you're nowhere to be seen.
Bond begins to fill in the form.
M
And Bond, Don't use the red pen. We can't afford colour pens anymore.