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Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ September 30 2013, 1:46 PM BST

Don cartoon retail based companies are a peculiar lot and I will be the first to admit their dynamite sales policy is customer centric to the point of bordering on being irresponsible.

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Don,

If I may.

Here you are basically saying that they will sell to anyone? Hence the irresponsible.

So what Mr Rushmore is trying to say, I believe, is, with that fact in mind, why would they discern ANYONE from buying dynamite.

You seem, to me, to be arguing for the case of why DO they allow anyone to buy dynamite, not, as is the conceit of your original sketch, why would they NOT allow anyone to buy dynamite.

I didn't want to have to go there, but the can's open so lets deal with the worms.

ACME had been told that Wile E Coyote was gay and as the company is owned by a far right cartoon gang (who are also responsible for several attempts on Daffy Ducks life) they refused to serve him.

I didn't want it come out and ruin readers childhoods but most pre 1980's cartoons were made by Nazi sympathisers and in some cases Mormon pedophiles.

There was even an Amish cartoon company that produced a series of matchstick men who lit crucifixes outside houses, but the lack of exposition killed that off.

Quote: Teddy Paddalack @ September 30 2013, 3:21 PM BST

I didn't want to have to go there, but the can's open so lets deal with the worms.

ACME had been told that Wile E Coyote was gay and as the company is owned by a far right cartoon gang (who are also responsible for several attempts on Daffy Ducks life) they refused to serve him.

I didn't want it come out and ruin readers childhoods but most pre 1980's cartoons were made by Nazi sympathisers and in some cases Mormon pedophiles.

There was even an Amish cartoon company that produced a series of matchstick men who lit crucifixes outside houses, but the lack of exposition killed that off.

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Now this could be the basis for a funny sketch - albeit difficult to create, and in copyright hell!

I always assumed that he stole his dynamite? he didn't seem the type to have endless funds to go out purchasing his materials, and if his willing to kill, he must be willing to steal?

I can't comment as I have no insight into the moral compass of a cartoon coyote. Having said that I agree that his homicidal tendencies would indicate a possible predisposition toward other criminal tendencies.

So in a bid to salvage this sketch and in doing so uncover the raison d'tetre behind Acme and its fluctuating sales policies I have decided to draw myself standing near an American style post box on a dusty highway, hopefully I won't be alone for long.

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