Uxbridge English Dictionary Page 4

instinct

A smelly situation

Mention

An order given to men by women

Horticulture: playful prostitute

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Extractor fan

Lover of deceased farming equipment

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Extractor fan : one who used enjoy farming equipment but no longer.

Trampoline

Cleaning solution used on the homeless

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Extractor fan : one who used enjoy farming equipment but no longer.

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Extractor fan: former Ipswich Town supporter

Speedo

Fast moving kiddie fiddler

watching

An expensive time piece

Marmite

To proposition someone's mum

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Gaming

Homosexual Chinese dynasty

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Seismic - Simon's Irish boyfriend.
Itchy fanny - A Japanese motorcycle.
Jardeeling - Indian antiques auction.

Brazen

Enlightened reading for the blind

Dismember

Insult someone's penis

I've mentioned it elsewhere but my favourite from ISIHAC is

Metatarsals - went to Jeffrey Archer's for drinks.

Bahamas

Pyjamas for sheep

Ganders: Pet name for Gandalf.