EXT. A CITY STREET. DAY.
A NEWS REPORTER STANDS IN A CITY STREET DOING A PIECE TO CAMERA.
REPORTER 1
...It was feared today that the cost of repairing the damage could run into hundreds of thousands of pounds...
AS THE REPORTER CONTINUES TO SPEAK TO CAMERA, BEHIND HIM THREE GRINNING, TRACKSUITED YOUTHS ENTER FROM OFF-SCREEN. ONE HAS A MOBILE PHONE CLUTCHED TO HIS EAR AND HE WAVES AT THE CAMERA. ANOTHER FLICKS THE V'S AND THE THIRD PULLS DOWN HIS TROUSERS AND MOONS, SLAPPING HIS BUM CHEEKS. THE REPORTER IS UNAWARE OF THEM.
REPORTER 1
...tonight this is a community in shock but there is also relief here as the realisation dawns that things could have been so much worse. Natasha.
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INT. BBC NEWS STUDIO. DAY.
NATASHA KAPLISNKY LOOKS DISMAYED AND SHAKES HER HEAD EVER SO SLIGHTLY.
KAPLINSKY
Now we can return to our main story. Nick Robinson is at Downing street. Nick, any further developments in this surprise cabinet reshuffle?
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EXT. 10 DOWNING STREET. DAY.
REPORTER 2 STANDS OUTSIDE 10 DOWNING STREET.
REPORTER 2
Well, Natasha, all day ministers have been coming and going through the famous black door behind me to learn their fate...
AS THE REPORTER CONTINUES TO SPEAK TO CAMERA, BEHIND HIM THREE GRINNING, SUITED CIVIL SERVANTS ENTER FROM OFF-SCREEN. ONE HAS A MOBILE PHONE CLUTCHED TO HIS EAR AND HE WAVES AT THE CAMERA. ANOTHER FLICKS THE V'S AND THE THIRD PULLS DOWN HIS TROUSERS AND MOONS, SLAPPING HIS BUM CHEEKS...
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