JUSTIN - A woman claiming to represent Uzbekistan in the Miss World pageant has been branded an imposter after officials in her home country say they never held a Miss Uzbekistan contest. Surely they should have been suspicious when her special talent was subterfuge, but not to worry they've put they're best man on the job
F/.X creaking of a door slowing opening
WOMAN 1 -
Hello. Is anyone there? Please let me go I've been stuck in this room for days
MAN 1 -
And you'll be here until you tell us the truth, Miss Uzbekistan - if that is your real name
WOMAN 1 -
Of course it's not!
MAN 1 -
So you admit it! Now I've broken you a little I can bring in our best man who will crack this case wide open. He has a hundred per cent success rate. Say hello to your worst nightmare
SCOOBY is Scooby doo with his distinctive voice
SCOOBY -
Hello
WOMAN 1 -
Not Scooby Doo! Any one but Scooby Doo! Why's he staring at my leg?
MAN 1 -
He's a man isn't he? Well he used to be before that fateful trip to the vets.
SCOOBY-
Oh oh
MAN 1 -
Oh oh indeed. I'll leave you to it
SCOOBY -
Now let's see who's under the mask
F/X SCOOBY struggling to remove her mask and WOMAN 1 in pain
WOMAN 1 -
It's my real face
SCOOBY -
That's never happened before. Erm. I'll tell them you check out
F/X SCOOBY exits
WOMAN 1 -
That's right Scooby you go be a good boy and let me win Miss World in an overly complicated evil plan that probably involves dwarves or something (Laughs)
SCOOBY -
Got you!
WOMAN 1 -
You pesky kids!
END