Authors' and Self Publishing Event in London

Hi there!
You can learn more about getting published at The Millionaire Bootcamp for Authors in London from 1st to 3rd November, 2013.
Millionaire authors and bestseller experts will train you:
* How to use Facebook, Twitter and YouTube to sell book on autopilot;
* How to get your book in front of 1 billion airline passengers;
* How to get your book to the top of the New York Times bestseller list;
* How to make money from Kindle and e-books;
* Plus much more.
You can get a discounted earlybird ticket for just £37 now at: http://bit.ly/1bmHOrY
Tickets sold out in weeks last year - so I'd recommend reserving yours asap.

Wow. Looks like a real bargain. Only £37 to get to a billion people!

I have an old Korean atom bomb can do the same for half the price

WOW. Money is great isn't it!!

We listened to Christopher Brookmyre give an hour talk the other day, for £4 each.

Quote: Marc P @ September 16 2013, 10:14 PM BST

WOW. Money is great isn't it!!

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Which I believe is this years Tory Conference slogan...

Quote: playfull @ September 16 2013, 11:38 PM BST

Which I believe is this years Tory Conference slogan...

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Booyah ( was going to suggest its my best chat up line)

Alternatively, get all this information free from any one of the gazillion self-publishing blogs.

There was a great line on some programme the other day, pertaining to this sort of thing.
In the California Gold Rush, the only people who made any real money were the ones selling the fake maps.

Quote: Tim Azure @ September 17 2013, 12:06 PM BST

Why does a smiley face necessarily represent authors or self publishers?

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i think you'll find it's actually meant to represent the gormless look on the face of a gullible idiot.