New words

The word is evolving and so is the English language.
The English language is full of dead wood, where it needs new vital and lively words.
Created by brilliant minds like mine.

So here's some new ones, beat this lot you rebels!

1 Sapple.
A person who buys Apple products, without any thought to if they're any good simply because they've got the logo.

2 Strapple
A person working in the creative industries who still has a PC and Nokia because they're broke.

3 Windie.
A person who thinks they've got an indie life stile and keeps banging on about it.

4 Socialmediapath.
Anyone who gets too wound up by thinks happening on social media and ends up getting told off by the police.

Quote: sootyj @ September 12 2013, 10:16 AM BST

1 Sapple.
A person who buys Apple products, without any thought to if they're any good simply because they've got the logo.

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Good one.

Celebgull

Someone who will buy anything if it's endorsed by a celebrity

Celebgull good, would the verb be "celebgullible"?

You're quick Soots

Another on would be

Earplig

Someone who is never without some headphones plugged in their ears.

Quote: sootyj @ September 12 2013, 10:16 AM BST

The word is evolving and so is the English language.
The English language is full of dead wood, where it needs new vital and lively words.
Created by brilliant minds like mine.

So here's some new ones, beat this lot you rebels!

1 Sapple.
A person who buys Apple products, without any thought to if they're any good simply because they've got the logo.

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This is very funny. I'd get rid of the word 'Apple' in the description and let your audience work it out for themselves.

I always loved the word definitions bit of ISIHAC. This s similar.

Quote: Jennie @ September 12 2013, 11:36 AM BST

I always loved the word definitions bit of ISIHAC. This s similar.

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I posted one elsewhere earlier . .

matatarsles - went to Geoffrey Archer's for drinks.

Catastrophic -

Trying to de-louse the moggy?

Catatonia

Feline fighting talk?

Mattaland

that part of the neighbourhood, where the Greggs alternate with the betting shops and everyone's wearing something colourful and flammable.

Dready meal

The £1 value microwave meal for when there's too much month and too little wage.

Quote: Jennie @ September 12 2013, 11:36 AM BST

This is very funny. I'd get rid of the word 'Apple' in the description and let your audience work it out for themselves.

I always loved the word definitions bit of ISIHAC. This s similar.

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Good point, I always thinks it's a good time to do these kind of daft games. They exercise the old joke developing skills.

Quote: Oldrocker @ September 12 2013, 11:54 AM BST

I posted one elsewhere earlier . .

matatarsles - went to Geoffrey Archer's for drinks.

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My absolute favourite, courtesy of Stephen Fry:

'Countryside'
The widespread slaughter of Piers Morgans.

Will try and think up some of my own if I get some brain space.

O·Shea·ist - An individual who purposely holds the opposing opinion to antagonise others in a vain attempt to appear radical or controversial.

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3 Windie.
A person who thinks they've got an indie life stile and keeps banging on about it.

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Spookwit

A person who is afraid of sudden loud noises.

I confess to being one.

F**ktwit
Most people on twitter

Twitwoo

Owls mating ritual

Is that making a hooty call?