British Comedy Guide

Infamous Collective Noun Sketch

EXT. PARK. DAY.

DANIELLE IS SITTING ON A PARK BENCH JUST WATCHING LIFE PASS HER BY. HER FRIEND STEPHAN COMES UP TO HER.

DANIELLE
Hi.

STEPHAN
Hiya, I was thinking about that talk we were having the other day so I've been doing some collecting.

HE INDICATES BEHIND HIM.

DANIELLE
But we were talking about collective nouns. What have you done.

WE PAN ROUND TO REVEAL

SOME WOLVES IS A KIND OF VACCUM PACK, AND A LITTLE BIN FULL OF PUPPIES. WE THEN PAN DOWN TO REVEAL THAT STEPHAN IS HOLDING A BIN BAG.

DANIELLE
What's in there? Or don't I want to know.

STEPHAN
Erm.. Crows. Think I misunderstood the conversation.

END

Well it so wasn't worth it but it made me smile when thinking off it , so now here it is for the wolves (vaccum packed) to tear to bits

:)

Ha! I like it. But then i hate crows.

Not as fine as the badger icecream sketch. You've set standards that you have to meet now...

Can you murder a crow? You can murder a curry.

I thought the punchline was going to be some nuns in a cage and the guy saying 'I meant collective nouns not nuns.' This was thankfully better than that. Don't know if it'll work but I sort it was funny so I guess it does.

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