Because in our day to day life sometimes life offers us a moment of natural comedy. So here's a chance to share some funny stuff that maybe happened in your life.
Sootyj first.
An old fella stops Sootyj and says
"Whats wifi?"
Sootyj begins to explain how it's a system for accessing the internet via radio waves. Old fella wonders off, Sootyj looks around and see's the following sign outside Waitrose.
"Free wifi in our cafe"
Quote: sootyj @ September 9 2013, 1:28 PM BSTBecause in our day to day life sometimes life offers us a moment of natural comedy. So here's a chance to share some funny stuff that maybe happened in your life.
Sootyj first.
An old fella stops Sootyj and says
"Whats wifi?"
Sootyj begins to explain how it's a system for accessing the internet via radio waves. Old fella wonders off, Sootyj looks around and see's the following sign outside Waitrose.
"Free wifi in our cafe"
Probably thought is was a kind of dessert. Wifi and custard anyone?
By the looks of him, I think we was hoping for booze.
We've got a kid in year 3 who thinks he's one of these.
So much so he's changed his middle name, completely independently to Ninja. He goes around the yard everyday with his coat on and hood up. The staff just like to point and laugh. It cheers our day.
This is not a joke! it's exactly how it happened.
A knock on my door at midnight one Saturday night.
I did the 'who can this be' expression and opened the door.
A female neighbor I hardly know was stood in there in her dressing gown.
She said 'listen to this'
And then farted very loudly.
I was stunned and she ran off laughing.
I explained what had happened to my wife and she hardly believed me.
The next day she came to the door again.
She explained and apologised profusely.
There were some new neighbors having a house warming party and the music was booming out too loud keeping her children awake.
She thought she would come and ask me to ask them to turn it down.
With me being a big man and having sorted a few things out before.
Unfortunately, as I opened the door the music stopped dead....
Oh.
My.
God.
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ September 9 2013, 3:15 PM BSTThis is not a joke! it's exactly how it happened.
A knock on my door at midnight one Saturday night.
I did the 'who can this be' expression and opened the door.
A female neighbor I hardly know was stood in there in her dressing gown.
She said 'listen to this'
And then farted very loudly.I was stunned and she ran off laughing.
I explained what had happened to my wife and she hardly believed me.
The next day she came to the door again.
She explained and apologised profusely.There were some new neighbors having a house warming party and the music was booming out too loud keeping her children awake.
She thought she would come and ask me to ask them to turn it down.
With me being a big man and having sorted a few things out before.Unfortunately, as I opened the door the music stopped dead....
That's great.
I bet you could sell that to some publication if you could be bothered. Wouldn't even need rewriting.
Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ September 9 2013, 3:15 PM BSTThis is not a joke! it's exactly how it happened.
A knock on my door at midnight one Saturday night.
I did the 'who can this be' expression and opened the door.
A female neighbor I hardly know was stood in there in her dressing gown.
She said 'listen to this'
And then farted very loudly.I was stunned and she ran off laughing.
I explained what had happened to my wife and she hardly believed me.
The next day she came to the door again.
She explained and apologised profusely.There were some new neighbors having a house warming party and the music was booming out too loud keeping her children awake.
She thought she would come and ask me to ask them to turn it down.
With me being a big man and having sorted a few things out before.Unfortunately, as I opened the door the music stopped dead....
You must have made that up because it's a well know fact that women do not ever, ever, fart.
I'm amazed she ever came back!
Quote: zooo @ September 9 2013, 3:41 PM BSTI'm amazed she ever came back!
She might have another word with Stephen if she ever gets wind of this thread.
This happened to me the other day...
I've got a colleague at work ("Tom"), who's been rather ill recently. In fact, he was on life support a week or two ago, but he's been improving recently.
A gentleman came up to the counter in the library where I work and said "Excuse me, can I speak to one of the managers please?". I replied, "Yes, sure. Do you mind if I ask who you are or what this is about?". The man replied, "Yeah, Tom's dead". I was stunned. "Oh my God, I'm so sorry", I said...
The man just looked at me, confused. A couple of seconds passed. And then I realised: he said "Tom's dad" in a strong Irish accent. I was f**king mortified and apologised. And ran away to find a manager and bang my head on a desk out the back.