Business man walks into a pub. There are three regulars sitting at the bar and people sitting down throughout. In walks a man in a suit with a laptop under his arm. Everyone turns to look at him as he comes in and sits down in the corner. He gets out his laptop and the bar manager is looking at him annoyed that he hasn't ordered anything. The business man is looking annoyed at his computer. He picks up his phone.
Business Man
Hello, yes, is that IT? Good. Well you see I'm in the office I can't connect to the server. What? Internet?
The bar manager comes over.
Bar Manager
Having a problem mate?
BUSINESS MAN
Oh, they've sent over some technical support? Fantastic.
BAR MANAGER
You just need the password for the WI-FI? Can I put it in?
Business Man
Yes yes of course. Fantastic! I'll make sure Barry hears about this. He's got a star?
BAR MANAGER
Who's Barry?
Business MAn
Oh you know Barry? He's the head of the I.T Division. You'll be in for a promotion my boy.
The Bar manager goes back to the bar and sits on a bar stool. The Business Man goes up to the bar.
BUSINESS MAN
Excuse me but they seemed to have moved the office around over the weekend, I'm a bit thirsty and was wondering where...
BAR MANAGER
Oh you want a drink? Well we've got a wide selection of ales
BUSINESS MAN
Ales? I'd like a water. Where's the machine?
BAR MANAGER
Water? Right, wait right here.
BUSINESS MAN
Can you bring it to my desk please. Remember that I know Barry.
