We see a protesting man being being bustled into the back of a police van.
MAN
"I mean who the f**k brings a piccolo into an anger management class?"
Pipe Down
like it. I did laugh at the 2nd line. Perhaps a stand up could say
I've been in a bad mood. I tried to get help... (insert your line)
Nice one Teddy 
Nice gag, made me smile. Could be a running gag?
Short and sweet, I like it
Good one.