Me: bitter, angsty, undiscovered coruscating Jewish-male behemoth-genius
You: sharp, hardworking, committed, supportive, jewish(y) northwest-London-resident laid-back good bloke
For: live performance, sketches, screenplays, films, anything; seeking wide audience, recognition and fame
guerillawriter@hotmail.co.uk
Quote: Snua @ September 3 2013, 11:16 AM BSTMe: bitter, angsty, undiscovered coruscating Jewish-male behemoth-genius
Sooty?
A - why urgent?
B - have a nose around showcase & critique and think of it as a dating site.
C - sorry I am a too far north.
Damn my inferior chromosomes.
Quote: AJGO @ September 3 2013, 12:07 PM BSTDamn my inferior chromosomes.
I fail on the religion front too 
Soz
That's OK, I'm sure I'll get over it. It is of course entirely your right to ask for whatever type of writing partner you see fit.
But if I may be so bold, it does kind of look like you are searching for a submissive version of yourself to do all the hard work whilst you spout genius from a chaise longue. That might make it more difficult to find the kindred spirit you are after. Just an observation.
Good luck with your projects 
Quote: Jennie @ September 3 2013, 11:34 AM BSTSooty?
Cheeky moo, I'm not undiscovered!
Attenborough doing a whole series on me later this year.
Quote: Snua @ September 3 2013, 11:16 AM BSTMe: bitter, angsty, undiscovered coruscating Jewish-male behemoth-genius
You: sharp, hardworking, committed, supportive, jewish(y) northwest-London-resident laid-back good bloke
For: live performance, sketches, screenplays, films, anything; seeking wide audience, recognition and fame
guerillawriter@hotmail.co.uk
This is a weirdly close match for me. Are you my stalker?
If you are stick something in critique or you're just a tease with an email address.
Quote: sootyj @ September 3 2013, 12:35 PM BSTCheeky moo, I'm not undiscovered!
Attenborough doing a whole series on me later this year.
This is a weirdly close match for me. Are you my stalker?
You do seem perfect for each other. Go for it Soots, nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Yeh right, you didn't get the house for refusing to put the lotion on.
Quote: Tim Azure @ September 3 2013, 3:59 PM BSTFeed line: Jennie, how do you know Sooty is Jewish?
I think he's on to us, Soots 
Still really interested to know why it is URGENT - do you have a deadline to meet?
Its the horns and the tail right?