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Then again, as of recently this is my favourite page on Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler%27s_possible_monorchism

Ha Ha ... Brilliant
". The British military song "Hitler Has Only Got One Ball" may have been the origin of the story"
Mmmmm, just maybe ..

Did the Germans try to bomb the Albert Hall during WW2?

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Quote: sootyj @ September 2 2013, 10:02 AM BST

It's overlong, not very original and in poor taste. If you read it, then it's your own problem so there.

SCENE1
ALAN TURING AND DILLY NOX ARE ANXIOUSLY WAITING IN AN OFFICE IN BLETCHLEY PARK IN 1943

ALAN
The message came in last night big blighter too, we broke it down into 3 lots and gave it to huts A,B and C.

DILLY
And now the race against time it's self, man versus indomitable Nazi machine

A COURIER BURSTS IN

COURIER1
We've got a message from Hut A!

DILLY
Damn it out with it man!

COURIER
You

A SECOND COURIER BURSTS IN

COURIER2
Sir hut B reports in, the second word is Are.

TURING
Don't wolf packs usually have the prefix UB?

A THIRD COURIER RUNS IN

COURIER 3
Gay.

TURING
What the devil does this mean? You are gay?

TURING TURNS BRIGHT RED AND LOOKS AT HIS SHOES.

DILLY
No I'm not how dare they!

SCENE2
TURING AND DILLY ARE IN THEIR OFFICE AT BLETCHLEY PARK. THEY'RE CHAIN SMOKING. WITH FULL ASH TRAYS AND A HALF FINISHED WHISKEY BOTTLE BETWEEN THEM
DILLY IS ON THE PHONE

DILLY
I'm sorry primeminister but the Bosh has us on the run, they keep sending nasty messages they're worse than doodle bugs......the ladie's hut decoded a message about them having mannish hair cuts and lesbian shoes. Now half have them killed them selves and the other half are too anorexic to decode anything....Alan think's its a new super weapon called cider bullying.

ALAN
Cyber bullying you dick, oh Dilly it's hopeless.

DILLY
Yes primeminister surrender maybe the only option.

ALAN STARTS FEVERISHLY WRITING DOWN SOMETHING

ALAN
Not so fast Dilly I think I have a plan.

ALAN SHOWS DILLY WHAT HE WAS WRITING

DILLY
Hold that surrender primeminister I think Alan might just have pulled it off.

SCENE3

A RADIO LAB DEEP IN NAZI GERMANY 3 NAZIS ARE AT RADIOS
THE RADIOS START BEEPING ALL HAVE MORSE KITS AND HEADPHONES

NAZI1
It's the allies are they surrendering at last?

ALL NAZIS LAUGH EVILLY

NAZI2
Wait, Hitler has only got...

NAZI3
One ball....

NAZI1
The other is in the Albert Hall.

ALL 3 NAZIS TOGETHER IN TUNE
His mother the dirty bugger, bit it off when he was small.

ALL 3 NAZIS LOOK AT EACH OTHER DRAW THEIR PISTOLS AND SHOOT THEMSELVES

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I really liked this too Soots. As usual pointed and funny.

Surely though its cypher bullying? Or am I being too linear?

Ah very clever I may try and work that line in

Quote: sootyj @ September 7 2013, 4:07 PM BST

Ah very clever I may try and work that line in

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Does that chat upline of code ever work?

This maybe, being filmed....

Quote: sootyj @ October 18 2013, 10:53 AM BST

This maybe, being filmed....

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Sounds interesting, can you give us any more details?

I like it. Tis in good taste. Relevant and witty.

Thanks Ted

Playfull as for the filming it's Bunny Poo Salad a podcast sketch company who did a nice job filming some of my other sketches.

Not a critique as such, just to say an enjoyable read, thanks