Apologies.... Bored at work ......
Intro
Year 2525 - Nuclear war is imminent. The human race is on the brink of wiping itself out. The cockroaches eagerly await....
Pat - Hey, Ted... Wake up.
Ted - Yawn... what is it ?
Pat - I think they've finally done it !
Ted - Who ? Done What ?
Pat - Those Humans, They've Gone and wiped themselves out !.... Look !.. Look ! .... everything's just black dust and a red glow.... At last the world is ours !! We can do what ever we like , whenever we like !
Ted - Well, it does feel quite hot. A bit too hot for me really.
Pat - Oh, stop whining, so you're a little bit hot..... we've just inherited the earth !! What shall we do, What shall we do ?
Ted - Er, I don't know... scurry about a bit ?
Pat - OK, great idea. Lets go... Lets go Scurrying?
Ted - Isn't it a bit hot for scurrying? - What's that light, it's giving me a headache.... and that whirring noise.
FX - Sound of Door opening and a rush of air.
American Man shouting - Monica ! There's bloody roaches in the oven again !
