INTRO
Planet Earth, the year 2525.Most of life's great mysteries have been solved, disease eradicated, wars ended, even the smug smile wiped off Simon Cowells face. And now Sitting in his lab, Professor Jones and his Martian colleague, Professor Gweenenchu-doe-rae-me-so-fa la-te-doe-gangnamstyle-wheeeee-flop (or George as he like to be called), are about to solve another puzzle. Time Travel....
PROFESSOR JONES
Right George, checklist complete, this is it, the moment of truth.
GEORGE
(In slobbering voice)
Slllllvvguuu mmeee wha hoohoo ick le baa
PROF JONES
I know George it is historic. Our names will be mentioned in the same breath as other great pioneers like Neil Armstrong, Christopher Columbus, and Judith Chalmers. Do not worry old friend I will be careful not to disturb the time continuum. Have everything ready and pray for my safe return and that civilization still exists in the year 5000.Begin the 5 second countdown.
GEORGE
xiiiii,jaaaaaaa,fffffpppp,grrrrr,quoooooo
PROF JONES
TO THE FUTURE!
(SOUND OF TIME MACHINE LEAVING, SILENCE, THEN TIME MACHINE RETURNING)
PROF JONES
EUREKA! GEORGE IT WORKED, I HAVE IT! DO YOU HAVE EVERYTHING READY?
GEORGE
GNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
PROF JONES
Quick let me look. Nachos, dips, After Eight mints. Oh George you're a genius! You even remembered the Babysham. Well here it is. The complete box set of Downtown Abbey, all 90000 episodes in glorious Blu-ray. LET'S GET ON THE SOFA AND TUCK IN!
GEORGE
GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
