I want BSG condoms... extra large please!
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What, to put over your big head? (The one attached to your neck)
Quote: Mark @ August 23, 2007, 2:27 PMI think we're getting somewhere with this... combine the underwear idea with a calendar and we have the BSG Babes 2008 Calendar! Up for it ladies?
Floozy's underage, so that leaves Ruby, Laura and Charley for the whole twelve months. You DO want to sell this calendar right?
(Only kidding! People would buy it for shock therapy)
What about a Mug
"The BSG "Not all Sad Single men, There are Chicks here""
At BSG we don't just stand for comedy, we also stand for 'Bored Single Guys'. Come and find our website, but don't forget, 'Bring Some Girls'!
I could so write adverts.
*EDIT*
I'm going to change that to 'Buff Single Guys.' I know some some people here like to work out, in a non-gay way. Not that there's anything wrong with the gay way, that's totally cool. I'm not even sure there is a gay way, but if there was, I'd be cool with that. Ok, cool.
Phew, dodged a bullet there.
There is no way I would ever pose nude for anything! My nice as apple pie rep would be shattered! Sorry boys but you will have to make do with Frankie Rage and his sausages.
I would like an Aaron Magic 8 ball please.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ August 23, 2007, 10:42 PMThere is no way I would ever pose nude for anything! My nice as apple pie rep would be shattered! Sorry boys but you will have to make do with Frankie Rage and his sausages.
Seriously? I would pose nude if that gave me the chance to write a sitcom for terrestrial. I guess I'm a comedy whore.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 23, 2007, 10:52 PMSeriously? I would pose nude if that gave me the chance to write a sitcom for terrestrial. I guess I'm a comedy whore.
You mean you don't have to pose nude and do bad things on camera to 'uncle derek' at the BBC? I'm calling my agent.
Quote: ajp29 @ August 23, 2007, 10:42 PMI would like an Aaron Magic 8 ball please.
Quote: Simon Stratton @ August 23, 2007, 10:52 PMSeriously? I would pose nude if that gave me the chance to write a sitcom for terrestrial. I guess I'm a comedy whore.
You know what? So would I. Which is worrying.
Anyway, the answer is obvious!
We need a tastefully shot naked Lee Mack calendar. 
Quote: ajp29 @ August 23, 2007, 11:17 PMYou mean you don't have to pose nude and do bad things on camera to 'uncle derek' at the BBC? I'm calling my agent.
I have to be uncle derek.
What about a guys BSG calendar?
Gets my vote.
December can be Simon being uncle Derek.
you'll have to talk to my Agent.
But you can go ahead a preliminary book me in on that.