Quote: keewik @ August 19 2013, 12:16 AM BSTI can also offer you a 32-year-old who is brilliant at DIY. (Christ! I sound like a pimp)
Keewik, I think I would love to be your daughter in law. We could drink tea and talk about Jeremy Paxman.
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Quote: Jennie @ August 19 2013, 12:04 AM BSTKeewik - They are the same age! Is he really shy, but so lovely and caring and dependable inside? (That is what I assume when I think of scientists). Although the long distance thing may be a problem!
Quote: keewik @ August 19 2013, 12:07 AM BSTHe's in the south of England.
Bingo!
Problem is, scientists don't generally like me because I don't believe in physics.
I just don't get all that laws of motion and forces and stuff. I don't think it's true.
Which makes flying a terrifying experience for me.
Quote: Shandonbelle @ August 19 2013, 12:17 AM BSTYou mean the PM button??
I didn't realise that was a BCG dating method! I just chat away happily about nonsense.
I'm such a tramp. 
Quote: Jennie @ August 19 2013, 12:26 AM BSTProblem is, scientists don't generally like me because I don't believe in physics.
I just don't get all that laws of motion and forces and stuff. I don't think it's true.
Which makes flying a terrifying experience for me!
Wait ... what? Do you think they're lifted around by the hands of God? 
Quote: Aaron @ August 19 2013, 12:29 AM BSTWait ... what? Do you think they're lifted around by the hands of God?
Maybe not God. Fairies.
Or gnomes..
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Physics_doesn't_exist,_it's_all_about_Gnomes
Quote: Jennie @ August 19 2013, 12:20 AM BSTKeewik, I think I would love to be your daughter in law. We could drink tea and talk about Jeremy Paxman.
I will be the best mother-in-law ever because the one I had was a total shite and I'm determined not to be like her.
Quote: keewik @ August 19 2013, 12:32 AM BSTI will be the best mother-in-law ever because the one I had was a total shite and I'm determined not to be like her.
<3 <3
Excellent. Please inform the son of your choosing that it is all arranged. I'd probably not go for the scientist, he is unlikely to warm to my gnome theory.
So with your friend and Keewik's two young men; perhaps you can all go for a double wedding.
And try beat L.E at it she is taking aaaageeeees about it.
Quote: Aaron @ August 19 2013, 12:12 AM BSTEssential viewing if you're considering online dating yourself.
What sort of narcissist dates themselves? 
Hey I've been going steady with myself for years, I just wish I could commit.
But I don't trust myself and I know I'm not reliable.
It'd be easier if I wasn't so charming.
I wouldn't like to be in the room when you discover you've been cheating on yourself.
Why would you tell me that I was cheating on myself with my self, I thought we were friends.
Actually having been on less dates than the pope Sootyj has just signed up with a dating agency.
Rechecked his photo and saw he had the camera flash reflecting in his glasses and unsmiling. And resembled a very early model Terminator.
Will now replace it with the one where he went to Downing Street for work and looked like a virile, young Eric Pickles.
I'm marrying someone I met on match.com...
Well that's a relief I thought you'd been stalking Jdate.
Quote: L.E. @ August 19 2013, 9:48 AM BSTI'm marrying someone I met on match.com...
Does your fiancé know?